When a storm map takes an unexpected shape, it’s hard to resist the humor that ensues. This winter, those in the United States have faced an array of wild weather conditions, from frigid temperatures to massive snowfalls and even bomb cyclones. However, a recent winter weather advisory issued by a Gulf Coast storm center left many chuckling, as it appeared to depict a rather large phallus.
On Monday, the Gulf Coast Weather Advisory posted on Facebook, “A Winter Weather Advisory has been issued for Southwest Louisiana, parts of Southeast Louisiana, and much of Southwest Mississippi (excluding coastal counties).” While all weather alerts warrant attention, it’s tough to take this one seriously with its unmistakable resemblance to a gigantic penis.
Naturally, the comments section exploded with humor. As the storm was set to impact Tennessee, warnings were also issued for Arkansas, Mississippi, and Texas regarding freezing rain, snow, and ice. The “phallus” was in fact the area where the most significant winter storm warning was applied. Clearly, many of us are just adults with a childlike sense of humor.
One commenter attempted to steer the conversation in a more mature direction, but the overwhelming consensus was that this map was too funny to overlook. The following day, they issued a second advisory, which depicted a less pronounced version of the original storm, perhaps hoping the jokes would have run their course. They were mistaken.
It turns out that those in the warned areas should have paid attention to the storm center’s unusual map, as icy conditions led to road closures and hazardous travel across Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Texas. Numerous schools also closed due to continued snow and sleet in those states and even extending into Georgia.
Subsequent maps, unfortunately for the humor-seeking audience, lost their suggestive shape. This prompted one curious viewer to ask, “Can you create another one that looks like a penis?” In response, Caleb, an employee of the weather advisory service, humorously clarified that he was not the creator of the original map and that they can’t simply conjure up “storm willies” at will. Who knew weather could spark such laughter?
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In summary, the Gulf Coast Storm Center’s weather advisory turned into a comedic sensation as its shape resembled a giant penis. The ensuing jokes highlighted the humor in an otherwise serious situation, proving that laughter can often be found even in the most unexpected places.

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