If you’ve ever thought, “Who would I associate with hot sauce? Definitely the Golden Girls,” then today is your day! A delightful website is offering a collection of hot sauces inspired by our favorite characters that you won’t want to miss out on.
Always Fits, a woman-owned business established in 2009, specializes in quirky accessories that brighten up your home, office, and beyond. Now, they’ve expanded their offerings to include hot sauces named after the iconic Golden Girls. Yes, the universe has truly smiled upon us!
The website states that if you’re ready to “be a bold, hot sauce-sipping friend,” they have just the right flavors for you. Each sauce is named for one of the beloved characters: Blanche Devereaux, Rose Nylund, Dorothy Zbornak, and Sophia Petrillo. There’s something for every craving, including Bea Spicy, Desert Rose, Sicilian Fire, and the cheeky Hot Slut. Both Desert Rose and Bea Spicy are jalapeño sauces, while the daring Sicilian Fire and Hot Slut are crafted from habanero peppers. Fair warning: these are not for the faint of heart!
Each bottle retails for $10, or you can treat yourself to a four-pack for $32 (plus shipping). Don’t worry if hot sauce isn’t your thing; think of the four friends in your life who would totally vibe with these flavors and their Golden Girls references.
In my circle of pals, we often engage in animated discussions about Golden Girling (yes, it’s a verb) as we envision our future selves. We frequently debate which character we relate to most, often ending with playful remarks like, “Excuse me, I’m not Dorothy!” and “You know we went to college together—you’re definitely not Rose.” All said in good fun, of course.
Thanks to Always Fits, we can explore each sauce based on our moods—whether you feel more like Blanche today or Sophia tomorrow. If you’re looking for even more Golden Girls gear, the site also features prayer candles for each character, makeup bags, board games, and stylish umbrellas for those rainy days when you need a little sunshine.
And if I hosted a party and invited everyone I knew, the highlight gifts would undoubtedly be these hot sauces, as I just snagged a four-pack!
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In summary, the Golden Girls hot sauces offer a unique blend of flavor and nostalgia, making them a must-have for fans of the show and hot sauce enthusiasts alike.
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