It all began with a blind date, set up by my friends who couldn’t stop raving about him. They claimed he was the best listener, had skilled hands, and most importantly — he truly understood vaginas. Little did I know just how much pleasure he would bring into my life (and my partner’s too).
As I settled into his office, I chuckled when he read my visit reason: “furious vagina.” With a sense of humor that only added to his charm, he put me right at ease. Without flinching, he engaged in a candid conversation about my intimate struggles: dryness, discomfort during intercourse, and a waning libido — and my mom was right there beside me!
Looking into his kind eyes, I never would have anticipated the exciting changes ahead. After our chat, he guided me to the exam room while my mom waited outside. Once it was just the two of us, he delivered the news: my vagina resembled that of a 70-year-old, with thin and dry tissue. When he asked if I had taken a recent look “down there,” I hesitated, trying to recall the last time I inspected my own anatomy. I remembered snapping a photo during a suspected yeast infection, but mostly, my vagina seemed to be perpetually angry.
Reflecting on our appointment, I decided my vagina, now affectionately named Gertrude, deserved a personality of its own. Gertrude was grappling with severe hormone imbalances and a condition called vaginismus, which made intimacy incredibly challenging. Thankfully, with his expert care and gentle approach, things began to improve.
I want to take a moment to express my gratitude, Dr. L. Every intimate encounter with my partner has been possible thanks to your “Dr. Love” expertise. I truly appreciate your help, and Gertrude thanks you too — often.
P.S. If my affection is one-sided, please don’t stop being my doctor. By the way, I have no jealousy for the other vaginas you examine; keep up the fantastic work! Looking forward to our next appointment!
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Summary
This humorous and heartfelt account shares how a visit to the gynecologist transformed the author’s intimate life, addressing issues of vaginal discomfort and dysfunction. The author expresses gratitude for the doctor’s care, humor, and expertise in navigating these sensitive topics.
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