These Hilarious ‘Resting Bitch Face Alternatives’ Plates Are What We Need Right Now

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If you’ve ever felt like your words go unheard, you might just wish to convey your feelings through a cheeky plate that says something like “Forget This!” during family dinners. Well, now there’s a way to do just that!

Etsy shop owner Bella Greene has transformed the unspoken frustrations we all harbor into beautifully designed china. Based in Ontario, Canada, she’s been “revamping forgotten china into sassy wall art” since 2014. Once you see her creations, you may find yourself “accidentally” breaking your existing dishware just to make room for her pieces.

Resting Bitch Face Alternatives Collection

One standout collection is titled “Resting Bitch Face Alternatives,” a delightful collaboration between Bella and humorist Jenna Lane. This collection features a variety of options such as:

  • “If You Interrupt Me, I Might Just Lose It”
  • “Your Excuses Bore Me”
  • “I Need a Drink—Or Three”
  • “Absolutely Not, Not Even a Little Bit”

These sayings are something every mom has probably uttered multiple times a day.

Bella has a knack for turning vintage plates and saucers into unexpected art pieces that proudly showcase her original designs paired with biting commentary. Each plate is not only functional but also comes with hangers included, making them perfect for display. She sources these treasures from across Ontario and Nova Scotia.

“I hand-paint some of the designs, then photograph, edit, and transfer them onto the plates as decals for affordability. It’s a labor of love!” she shares.

More Whimsical Creations

In addition to the Alternatives line, Bella has an array of other whimsical items that are equally impressive. These plates make fantastic gifts for the witty and outspoken women in your life—or even a little treat for ourselves after being told to “smile” or “cheer up.”

This content originally appeared on March 5, 2018.

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Summary

Bella Greene’s unique collection of plates offers humorous alternatives to the common “Resting Bitch Face,” allowing individuals to express their feelings in a fun and creative way. With a variety of cheeky sayings, these plates are perfect for gifts or personal use, encouraging laughter and sass at every meal.


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