As spring approaches, so does the season of Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs. Yes, Easter is just around the corner, and I can almost smell the fresh blooms and feel the rejuvenation in the air. While I embrace the joy and renewal that accompanies this time of year, I have to confess—I’ve always found the Easter Bunny utterly terrifying.
From my earliest memories, I couldn’t wrap my head around the concept of this oversized rabbit being part of the Easter legend. For Christians, Easter symbolizes the resurrection of Jesus, and I’ve never come across a Bible story that mentions Mary hiding colorful eggs near the tomb. The whole notion of the Easter Bunny feels nonsensical and, honestly, a bit creepy.
As a child, I remember lying in bed the night before the Easter Bunny was supposed to visit, utterly terrified. The thought of a giant rabbit hopping through my house made me want to hide under the covers. And I often wondered how this creature managed to navigate without knocking over furniture or leaving enormous droppings behind. Kids are so gullible!
Even back in the 80s, the Easter Bunny had a reputation for being creepy, as evidenced by this photo:
When I became a parent, I struggled with how to incorporate the Easter Bunny into our celebrations. After all, I still found the whole idea unnerving. “Hey kids! Be good, or a giant rodent with a basket full of candy won’t visit!” sounded utterly ridiculous. Yet, I went along with it because, how else would I satisfy my Reese’s PB cravings? Don’t judge me!
I also heard stories from friends claiming that bunnies in the yard were the Easter Bunny’s spies. Really? I already had to perpetuate the myth of a jolly man in a red suit squeezing down chimneys. Now, I had to explain that a rabbit, a tooth-collecting fairy, and a cheerful leprechaun invade our homes each year? What are we doing, parents?
According to Mental Floss, “All religions are beautiful and all religions are wacko,” and even allowing for miracles and angels, the Easter Bunny is just bizarre. A quick search reveals that this character made its way to the U.S. around 1700 A.D. with German missionaries. Thanks a lot, Germany.
Regardless of how the Easter Bunny became a part of our holiday traditions, it’s clear that kids have their own opinions. Just look at these expressions of pure terror:
This little one’s confused look says it all. Not even her doll can provide comfort:
Peekaboo, I’m here to scare you!
And then there’s this kid—“Hey Mom, if you love the Easter Bunny so much, why don’t you sit with him?”
It’s safe to say, based on the reactions of countless children, that Easter Bunny photos should be reconsidered this year.
Originally published on March 17, 2018, this reflection serves as a reminder that the Easter Bunny may be more frightening than festive.
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In summary, while Easter brings joy and renewal, the Easter Bunny remains a curious and frightening figure in our holiday traditions. As parents, we must navigate these myths carefully, balancing festive fun with our own fears.
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