A reporter’s side-splitting review of a ludicrous “facial slimmer” has taken the internet by storm. Are we ever going to stop experimenting with bizarre beauty products in our quest to look youthful and radiant? My bathroom cabinet is overflowing with an absurd collection of items, yet I can’t bring myself to toss any of them. After watching this reporter’s uproarious video testing the Facial Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece, I might just add it to my already ridiculous stash of anti-aging gadgets, once I can stop laughing long enough to place an order!
Lila Johnson, a reporter with a local news station, is no stranger to viral fame. Last year, over six million viewers tuned in to watch her review a product called the 3-Second Brow. Now, she’s hit the jackpot again with her demonstration of the Facial Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece, a beauty contraption so absurd, it’s hard to believe it even exists.
Goodness gracious!
Johnson humorously notes that the product came without any instructions, resembling nothing more than “a clown mouth.” It claims to slim down what she refers to as “fat mouth” — those pesky jowls we all wish would vanish. But is it worth it? Just look at the model in the advertisement. Yikes.
She dives right into the experience, jamming the slimmer — crafted from “silicone and a myriad of toxic chemicals” — into her mouth. Because after all, “beauty comes first… even before health,” she quips, clearly embracing the madness.
“I can really feel it working right here,” she struggles to say with the mouthpiece in place. “Sorry, it makes you slobber.” Her attempt to articulate “slobber” is guaranteed to leave you in tears of laughter.
“Just three minutes a day is all it takes,” she continues. “Sorry, it makes you slobber. I’m trying to say P-O-P. Pop in the mold and make mouth movements. One thing I’ve discovered is that it’s incredibly challenging to pronounce certain words with this thing in.”
As she wipes the ever-increasing drool from her face, she begins to crack herself up, and her laughter is infectious. Just look at that face!
“I guess I’ll have to keep this in for several hours instead of just three minutes,” she muses while assessing her progress. “Oh my gosh, I think some slime just fell out. That’s disgusting.” Perhaps, but we’re giggling ourselves breathless.
After several minutes of making silly facial movements, attempting to speak, and drooling everywhere, she removes the device to check her results. She mentions that anyone can achieve this “youthful look” for just $4.99, and with Prime’s free shipping, it’s a steal.
“Look, it’s already slimmed down! It’s practically gone. Just kidding,” she jokes. Johnson reads aloud a viewer’s comment that says, “Hope it helps your jowls… thanks, Janice. Because those definitely need some work.”
“You too can slim down your face if it feels too large,” she signs off with a hint of hope. But she plans to give this ridiculous gadget a longer trial before she rates it. Good luck, my friend!
This article was originally published on April 11, 2018.
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In summary, Lila Johnson’s hilarious take on the Facial Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece is a must-watch for anyone who appreciates a good laugh. With her comedic timing and relatable struggles, it’s no wonder that millions are tuning in to join the fun.
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