My relationship with reality TV is quite tumultuous, and HGTV is the epitome of this chaotic romance. While shows like The Bachelor have lost their appeal for me, I find myself daydreaming about home renovations—more than anything else, besides maybe a good night’s sleep. Many of us secretly desire to rip out the old, stained carpets in favor of pristine hardwood floors. Forget about the fantasy suite; I’m dreaming of high-end stainless steel appliances. Instead of couples searching for love, I yearn to see them arguing over square footage.
As I lounge on my outdated couch, I envision a future filled with shiplap, vaulted ceilings, and, if luck is on my side, kids who are off to college. However, it seems that HGTV has truly lost its grip, and here are some GIFs to illustrate my point:
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It appears that disagreements between couples are actually part of their contracts.
Love It or List It: One of these individuals will definitely dislike the outcome. -
The budgets of these couples are a mystery, considering their professions.
Take this couple who seemingly herds goats yet somehow has a hefty budget for a home.
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Tiny House Hunters always contain complaints about the…tiny houses.
Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time someone expresses dissatisfaction on House Hunters. Just kidding—don’t do that; it could be hazardous!
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Clients often request specifics, even when they can’t articulate their desires.
The obsession with granite countertops is overrated, and let’s not even discuss backsplash tile.
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I may not need a smart home, but wait—what’s this? A secret martini bar?
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Shiplap is everywhere, and it’s slightly overwhelming.
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Watching demolition can be oddly satisfying.
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Chip and Joanna are almost too charming to be relatable.
They’re delightful, but sometimes sweetness can be nauseating.
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On further reflection…
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But no duo can match the eeriness of Jonathan and Drew.
Whatever they’re promoting, I’m not interested.
Interestingly, the most genuine aspect of HGTV might just be the couple from Flip or Flop who are navigating their divorce. After all, I can only imagine the strain of renovating homes with my partner daily—there, I said it.
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In summary, HGTV’s antics often border on the absurd, leaving viewers both entertained and bewildered. From unrealistic budgets to charming hosts, the network continues to deliver a mix of madness and fascination.
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