A few weeks back, I boarded a plane for a five-day getaway. After months of meticulous planning, I believed I had everything in place to ensure a seamless experience while I was away. The fridge was stocked, school outfits were laid out, and transport arrangements for my children were set. Although my partner, Jake, is far from a culinary expert, I trusted his parenting skills enough not to fret about our kids’ well-being. I presumed that as long as the kids were alive and the house was intact upon my return, I would consider it a success.
So, off I went.
Shortly after leaving home, I received a text from Jake: “The school is locked. How do we get in?” Are you serious? It’s 2023; locking schools is the norm due to safety concerns. “Just ring the buzzer, and they’ll let you in,” I replied, rolling my eyes slightly. I hoped this wasn’t a precursor to more issues.
In a gesture that suggested either an overabundance of faith in Jake or a preference for him over me, my mother volunteered to take the kids for a few nights. I’ve concluded it must be the latter since, during Jake’s previous trips, no one ever offered to swoop in and help me. But I digress.
While the kids were with Grandma, I got another call from my mom. “I think they might be coming down with something,” she informed me. Of course, they are. “Just send them back to their dad. I’m currently three states away enjoying margaritas and chips,” I wished I could say, but instead, I felt that familiar pang of mom guilt. I reassured her it was probably just a cold and to keep me updated.
The following morning, another call arrived. “Hi, I’m at the school, but Claire says she feels like she’s going to throw up.” Seriously? I’d only been gone a day! My six-year-old has a flair for the dramatic, so assessing her condition from afar was a challenge. Ultimately, I allowed her to skip school with Grandma, reasoning that whatever happened was not my carpet to clean.
“If she’s really sick, I’ll eat my shoe,” I joked before hanging up. I quickly regretted those words when my mom called back just 15 minutes later to report that Claire had gotten sick in her car. I offered to come home, feeling guilty for the mess, but my mom insisted everything was fine, and they were on their way back for a bath. The rest of the day was filled with texts of my daughter joyfully dancing around and devouring snacks. Risky, but not my mess.
In the afternoon, I received a picture message of a massive brush fire. I had only joked about not burning the house down, but now I was genuinely concerned. When I asked for more details, Jake casually mentioned that our four-year-old had just jumped into the creek…fully clothed…in 40-degree weather. Note to dads: it might be better to say, “I’ll call you right back” without mentioning any near-drowning incidents.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Jake called back to confirm that the creek was nearly empty and everyone was safe.
Upon returning home the next day, I was pleasantly surprised to find the house still standing. Sure, the dishes were piled high, and I would never catch up on the laundry, but everyone was alive. Honestly, that was my main request when I left, so I suppose I got exactly what I wanted.
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Summary
A mother’s brief trip away leads to a series of chaotic events at home, testing her family’s resilience and parenting skills. While worries about the children’s well-being and home disasters arise, ultimately, everyone survives, highlighting the unpredictability of parenting.
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