Category: pregnancy

  • Please Don’t Mention Mom’s ‘Antique.’ I’m Serious.

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  • Life’s Unexpected Turns: A Personal Reflection

    home insemination kit Remember the film Sliding Doors? It features a narrative where Gwyneth Paltrow’s character experiences two different life paths—one where she successfully boards a train and another where she misses it. The film delves into themes of fate, chance, and the concept of what could have been. Though it may not be a…

  • A Spa Designed for Exhausted Parents: Childcare and Naps Await

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  • Louis C.K. Joins the Roster of Despicable Figures in Hollywood

    home insemination kit So, what’s up with certain men thinking it’s okay to trap women and engage in such vile acts? Can someone shed light on this bizarre behavior? It seems we can officially add Louis C.K. to the unfortunate list of truly awful men in Hollywood. The New York Times recently dropped a bombshell…

  • Please Stop Asking About Our Baby Plans

    home insemination kit The inquiries began while I was still expecting. “When are you planning to have another child?” “How about one more after this little one?” “If you have another daughter, will you try for a son?” First of all, no. Secondly, no and no. My recent baby was my last, and my partner…

  • 10 Reasons My Teen is Superior to Your Young Child

    home insemination kit As a parent of a teenager, I often find myself in conversations with friends who have younger children. They share tales of soccer practice and ballet recitals, while I discuss tuxedo rentals for prom and my son’s latest girlfriend (who is mostly stable). Many of my friends express dread over the teenage…

  • 20 Thoughts Parents Have During Their Children’s Dance Recitals

    home insemination kit As a parent, attending your child’s dance recital can evoke a whirlwind of emotions and thoughts. I recently reflected on my own experiences while watching my daughter, Lily, perform. Last year, she participated in a toddler class filled with 15 energetic little ones in tutus, all vying for their mothers’ attention. During…

  • 10 Unfortunate Steps When Mom Gets a Few Hours of Solitude

    home insemination kit Mothers quickly come to appreciate the rarity of alone time. However, when this unexpected luxury does arrive, it can be surprisingly challenging to determine how to best utilize it. Should you tackle chores? Rest? Exercise? Indulge in a long bath? Not quite. Instead, it often plays out like this: As your kids…

  • A New ‘A League of Their Own’ Series is Coming, and We’re Excited!

    home insemination kit Get ready to don your Rockford Peaches jersey: a fresh half-hour comedy adaptation of the beloved film A League of Their Own is in development! Shortly after the iconic baseball movie celebrated its 25th anniversary, industry insiders revealed that Amazon is working on a 30-minute series. Although official contracts are still pending,…

  • 4 Insights I Gained From My Partner

    home insemination kit As a mom for over three and a half years—longer if you consider my time pregnant—I fancied myself a pro at managing life’s chaos. I keep tabs on the weather a full week in advance, coordinate our family’s busy schedule, and can recite my child’s favorite cartoon character on any given day…

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