Parenting
The pandemic has been quite the chaotic experience, but if you dig deep enough, you might find some silver linings. We’ve come to truly appreciate the little things, like our wellbeing, toilet paper, and the convenience of takeout and delivery (shout out to all delivery personnel!).
After spending an endless year cooped up with kids clinging to me every waking moment, I’ve discovered a newfound fondness for anything that offers a sliver of “me-time,” stress relief, and joy. Whether it’s indulging in a long, soothing shower, sipping on a glass (or two) of wine, or enjoying some private time with my trusty vibrator—or even better, combining all three for a true relaxation trifecta—those moments are pure gold.
In our confessional, you’ll find a community of women who share my sentiments about the joys of self-care and the occasional helping hand from a little friend (mine’s a vibrant shade of purple).
- “My partner has turned into a total bore in bed, so I’d much rather rely on my vibrator and daydream about the characters from my favorite romance novels.”
- “I finally understand why older women cherish their vibrators. With my arthritis acting up, they’re my only option since my husband isn’t interested.”
- “Remember when my partner was passionate? Now he’s just corny, and it takes forever to get in the mood. Thank goodness for my vibrator!”
Let’s face it: as we age, our needs and desires evolve. The enthusiasm for intimacy can wane, and sometimes, we have to take matters into our own hands—literally.
“I impulsively bought my first sex toy today—a bullet vibrator. My husband is on antidepressants and has lost interest, but I still crave pleasure, even if it’s tricky doing it solo. I just needed to share that!”
At 40, I just snagged my first vibrator and couldn’t be more thrilled! No longer am I relying on my partner, who seems to have forgotten he has a penis. I’m taking my satisfaction into my own hands and feeling empowered.
Whether it’s your birthday, Christmas, or just an ordinary Tuesday, treat yourself to something special—you deserve it!
“I really need some quality time with my vibrator, but it’s hard to find the space with everyone around during COVID. I don’t even want sex; I just need some time alone to take care of myself.”
“I wish I could tell my son to stop ‘borrowing’ my vibrator, but he’s a bit too young for that discussion!”
Kids can be notorious for interrupting our private moments, whether they’re “cock-blockers” or just ruining our chance for some quality time.
“I just took batteries out of the thermometer to power my vibrator for a little lunchtime indulgence. Sorry, not sorry—I needed that!”
Booking a hotel for yourself? Pure genius! Just you, a couple of bottles of wine, some guilty-pleasure movies, and your favorite vibrator—sounds like a perfect escape.
Whether you have a few minutes or a whole weekend to yourself, make sure to indulge in some self-care with your trusty toy. And don’t forget to stock up on backup batteries for that little companion!
Whether you’re new to the world of vibrators or have a collection lined up on your dresser, it’s essential to carve out time for yourself. They say a dog is a man’s best friend, but we know what truly holds that title for women—our beloved vibrators.
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Summary
Navigating motherhood during the pandemic has brought new challenges, but it has also highlighted the importance of self-care. Many women are turning to vibrators for pleasure and stress relief as traditional intimacy evolves. Whether for a special occasion or just because, indulging in personal time is essential for well-being.
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