Anti-Vaxxers Claim We're Magnetized, Microchipped…And More

If you’re familiar with the anti-vaccine movement, you likely know about Dr. Linda Carter, a prominent figure in the spread of misinformation surrounding vaccines. Her website asserts that vaccines, deemed “dangerous and flawed inventions of the pharmaceutical industry,” are responsible for everything from ADHD to gastrointestinal issues. Politifact notes that Linda has become one of the key influencers behind a staggering portion of anti-vaccine rhetoric on social media platforms. Recently, she outdid herself during a presentation to Ohio state lawmakers, claiming, “You might have seen the viral images of individuals who received these shots and are now magnetized. They can stick keys to their foreheads and even have spoons clinging to them.”

According to Linda, getting a Pfizer vaccine might just turn you into a superhero. However, this claim is as nonsensical as it sounds. Things took a turn for the absurd when a nurse tried to demonstrate her newfound magnetic powers by attaching a key to her chest, but the key didn’t stick, leading her to attempt to place it on her neck instead, with no success.

The notion that “COVID vaccines will make you magnetic” is merely the latest in a series of outlandish claims made by anti-vaxxers, who seem to grow increasingly desperate as vaccination rates climb—44.2% of Americans and 42.6% of Ohioans are fully vaccinated. The CDC has even had to clarify that the COVID-19 vaccine does not contain any components that could generate an electromagnetic field. They emphasized that the vaccine volume is so small that it wouldn’t produce any magnetic effects on the body.

Have You Heard the Microchip Theory?

Of course, you have. Anti-vaxxers, particularly those influenced by conspiracy theories, often claim that Bill Gates has embedded tracking chips in every vaccine dose. But how exactly do these supposed chips get into each person? Are there multiple chips in every vial? What if I get five chips, and you get none? Questions abound, yet the conspiracy theory persists. The CDC has addressed this claim, stating, “All COVID-19 vaccines are free from any manufactured products such as microelectronics, electrodes, or nanotechnology.” Numerous credible sources have debunked this theory multiple times, yet the allure of believing in a sinister plot remains strong.

You Will Not Become a Hybrid

Another bizarre claim circulating among anti-vaxxers is that the vaccine will transform you into a hybrid being. The argument goes that the mRNA technology in the vaccine alters human DNA. Some assert that this alteration is irreversible and that it turns individuals into something unhuman. However, reputable sources, including Reuters, have clarified that mRNA does not change your DNA.

Why Are We Falling for These Lies?

Americans often gravitate toward simplified narratives, especially during complex situations like a pandemic. Anti-vaxxers exploit this tendency by casting themselves as the heroes against a perceived villain—Big Pharma. They’re akin to the modern-day snake oil salesmen, driving home absurd claims to gain attention. Many people, feeling overwhelmed by the realities of vaccines and the pandemic, are searching for simpler explanations.

A significant portion of the population remains hesitant about vaccination, possibly due to these conspiratorial beliefs. Sometimes, it seems easier to embrace outlandish theories than to confront the complexities of public health. For further insights on home insemination and related topics, you can check out this blog post and visit Make A Mom for authoritative information.

Summary

The article discusses the absurd claims made by anti-vaxxers, including allegations that vaccines cause magnetism and contain tracking chips. It highlights how misinformation spreads, the psychological reasons behind belief in these conspiracies, and the importance of trusting scientific evidence.