Back to School: Pottery Barn Kids Edition

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The arrival of the Pottery Barn Kids and Teens back-to-school catalog last week signaled the start of the shopping season—yes, it’s still JULY! This collection offers a sigh of relief for those of us who dread the idea of sourcing school supplies from that notorious big-box store with the catchy name that we sometimes pronounce in a faux-French accent. Honestly, I’d prefer not to grab my child’s lunchbox in the same place I buy personal hygiene products!

When the catalog landed in my mailbox, I couldn’t help but feel a rush of excitement as I flipped through its glossy pages. It was a delightful escape into a world where my children and home could appear as stylish and organized as those in the catalog.

Let’s dive into the Pottery Barn Kids back-to-school shopping experience, shall we?

  1. Lunchbox Upgrade: Forget those basic lunch containers. Your child’s lunch must be presented in a $50 stainless steel bento box, preferably sourced from Whole Foods. After all, a PB&J and some chips are sooo last decade. And let’s be honest, losing a $1 Ziploc container is frustrating enough; imagine the horror of losing an expensive bento box!
  2. Personal Workspace: Every child needs their own mini office, complete with a $700 designer chair and vintage decor like an old suitcase from a thrift store. Who needs a dining table when your child can tackle their homework in style? I, for one, managed my studies at the kitchen table, and I can write this piece from my laundry room without issue.
  3. Dorm Room Essentials: College closets should no longer just house snacks! With 30 pairs of shoes, a dorm needs ample space filled with chic storage options like linen boxes and rolling carts, which will, of course, remain pristine and free of pizza grease.
  4. Lounge Area for Teens: After navigating the challenges of high school, your daughter deserves a cozy lounge space. Think plush seating, vintage vinyl records, and decor that screams comfort and chic—because who doesn’t love channeling their inner celebrity after a long day of algebra?
  5. Personalized Supplies: Yes, even the basic school supplies must be personalized. Those six spiral notebooks? Expect to spend around $60 to ensure they’re stylish enough to be noticed. Who cares that this money could outfit local children in need? Little Timmy needs his Spidey notebooks to truly feel special!

This article, originally published in 2013, reminds us that while back-to-school shopping can be overwhelming, it’s also an opportunity to reflect on our own choices as parents.

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Summary

Navigating back-to-school shopping with Pottery Barn Kids can be both exciting and daunting. From stylish lunchboxes to personalized supplies, the pressure to keep up with trends can be overwhelming. However, it’s essential to remember to balance style with practicality, and to consider those in need as we prepare our children for a new school year.


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