Unleash Your Inner Truvy or Ouiser with These Over 100 Quotes from Steel Magnolias

In the realm of classic Southern films, Steel Magnolias stands out as an enduring favorite. Released in 1989, this cult classic continues to resonate with audiences. But what keeps its charm alive? Perhaps it’s the exploration of universal themes: friendship, grief, maternal love, the unexpected connections forged in beauty salons, and the healing power of laughter. While these elements draw in viewers, it’s the memorable quotes that have cemented Steel Magnolias as a pop culture staple.

How many memes featuring Ouiser Boudreaux (portrayed by Shirley MacLaine) do you see popping up on social media? Or how often have you found yourself emotional during Sally Field’s poignant scene as M’Lynn grapples with the loss of her daughter Shelby (played by Julia Roberts)? The witty and relatable exchanges among the film’s ensemble — Ouiser, M’Lynn, Clairee (Olympia Dukakis), Truvy (Dolly Parton), and Annelle (Daryl Hannah) — are both humorous and heartwarming.

So, slip into your “I Slapped Ouiser Boudreaux” shirt and enjoy some Southern wit with these iconic quotes.

Ouiser Boudreaux Quotes

“You are a pig from hell.”
“You are evil, and you must be destroyed.”
“Annelle, take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.”
“I’m not crazy; I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!”
“A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.”

Clairee Belcher Quotes

“Looks like two pigs fightin’ under a blanket.”
“If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!”
“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
“You know I love ya more than my luggage.”
“Ouiser could never stay mad at me — she worships the quicksand I walk on.”

Truvy Jones Quotes

“Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.”
“Oh, honey, God don’t care which church you go to, long as you show up!”
“There is no such thing as natural beauty.”
“It takes some effort to look like this.”
“A cuppa-cuppa-cuppa? That’s simple…”

M’Lynn Eatenton Quotes

“I’m supposed to go first. I’ve always been ready to go first.”
“Oh my God, Shelby was right. My hair does look like a brown football helmet!”
“Shelby, as you know, wouldn’t want us to get mired down.”
“I can’t even begin to think how you make gray icing!”

Shelby Eatenton Quotes

“Pink is my signature color.”
“The one thing that would make me happy is to have a baby.”
“Mama, you worry too much.”
“My colors are blush and bashful, Mama.”

A Few Classic Moments

“Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?”
“Drum, you look like hammered shit.”
“Oh, Ouiser, Drum would never point a gun at a lady!”

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In summary, Steel Magnolias offers more than just laughs and tears; its quotes remind us of the strength found in friendship and community. Whether you’re channeling your inner Ouiser or Truvy, the wisdom shared in this film continues to inspire and entertain.