“Goonies Never Give Up!” and 65+ More Iconic Quotes from The Goonies

Updated: October 5, 2021
Originally Published: September 2, 2021

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Hey, you guyyyyyys! Isn’t it amazing how just three little words can whisk you right back into a beloved movie scene? In this case, those words are part of a memorable collection of quotes that have made Goonies lines some of the most referenced in film history — especially for those who grew up in the ’80s and ’90s. Think about it: How often have you found yourself exclaiming that “Goonies never give up”? Or joked with your kids that they “smell like gym class”? (If you haven’t yet, you totally should.)

It’s no wonder this 1985 film became a cult classic. Its storyline is brimming with excitement and adventure. Remember? It follows a band of quirky kids known as the “Goonies” — Mikey (played by Sean Astin), Brand (Josh Brolin), Chunk (Jeff Cohen), Mouth (Corey Feldman), Data (Ke Huy Quan), Andy (Kerri Green), and Stef (Martha Plimpton). The kids are heartbroken when they learn developers intend to tear down their cherished homes in their Oregon town. Just when things seem bleak, the Goonies stumble upon a map leading to the fabled treasure of pirate One-Eyed Willy. They embark on a thrilling quest filled with challenges, making new friends like the gentle giant Sloth while trying to outsmart the notorious Fratelli crime family.

Ah, nostalgia! If you need a quick reminder of why The Goonies is such a treasure — or if you want to brush up on the quotes to share with your kids — keep reading.

Top Goonies Quotes

“Goonies never give up!” — Mikey

“Hey, you guyyyyyys!” — Sloth

(Mouth translates Mrs. Walsh’s instructions for Rosalita)
Irene Walsh: “Pants and shirts go in the… oh, forget it. Just toss everything into cardboard boxes. Can you really translate that?”
Mouth: “Absolutely, Mrs. Walsh.”
Mouth: (in Spanish) “The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always keep the drugs separate.”

“Don’t you see? The next time you look at the sky, it’ll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it’ll be at a different school. Our parents just want what’s best for us. But right now, they have to focus on what’s right for them. Because it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That all changes the moment we ride up Troy’s bucket.” — Mikey

Andy: “I can’t tell if it’s an ‘A sharp’ or a ‘B flat’!”
Mikey: “If you hit the wrong note, we’ll all ‘B flat’!”

“Brand, God put that rock there for a reason… I’m not sure you should move it.” — Stef

Data: “That’s fine, Daddy. You can’t hug a photograph.”
Mr. Wang: “You are my greatest invention.”

Mouth: (looking at coins in the well) “President Lincoln, George Washington, Martin Sheen…”
Stef: “Martin Sheen? That’s President Kennedy, you fool!”
Mouth: “Same difference. He played Kennedy once.”

Andy: “Brand, where are your braces?”
Brandon: “Braces? I don’t wear braces. Mikey wears bra — Mikey! That little…”
Andy: “Shhh!” (kisses Brand again)

“Kids suck.” — Mama Fratelli

“Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I’ve got a Baby Ruth.” — Chunk

“I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style.” — Brandon

“Chunk, I’m really tired of your tall tales.” — Mouth

Mikey: “What about the treasure?”
Brand: “What about our lives?”

“Trust your dear old mother, boys. Throw her into four-wheel drive and hold onto your hats.” — Mama Fratelli

“Sorry, Dad, we had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives.” — Mikey

Chunk: “Mikey, come on. Our parents are worried. It’s dinnertime. Why don’t we head home?”
Mikey: “Home? What home? In a few hours, it won’t even be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there’s any treasure. We have to go.”

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Summary:

The Goonies is a classic adventure film that has produced countless memorable quotes cherished by fans, particularly those who grew up in the ’80s and ’90s. From Mikey’s determination to the comedic antics of Chunk and Mouth, the film’s dialogue captures the spirit of friendship and adventure. It reminds us of the importance of never giving up and the bonds we share through life’s challenges. Explore more about home insemination and related topics through the links provided.