30 Mother’s Day Jokes That Will Have Your Mom in Stitches

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These 30 Mother’s Day jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to the moms in your life!

As we gear up for Mother’s Day, you might be brainstorming ways to make your mom feel truly cherished. Whether it’s planning a day full of fun activities, scrambling for last-minute gifts, or even preparing a delightful breakfast in bed, it’s all about showing gratitude. Even if you keep it low-key this year, a heartfelt card is a must to express your love and appreciation. While sentimental messages are lovely, nothing beats sharing a good laugh with some Mother’s Day jokes.

Whether you jot down a couple in her card or text them to her, these quips are sure to brighten her day. After all, motherhood can be a juggling act, so a little humor goes a long way. If you’re a mom searching for some laughs of your own, you’ve come to the right place! Remember, Mother’s Day is meant for relaxation, yet it often leads to more work. So, here’s to laughing through the chaos!

Mother’s Day Jokes Perfect for Cards

1. What type of flowers are perfect for Mother’s Day? Mums!
2. Why was the grape late for brunch on Mother’s Day? She got caught in a jam!
3. What’s the best gift for a new mom on Mother’s Day? A long, uninterrupted nap.
4. How do you keep Baby Cow quiet so Mommy Cow can sleep in on Mother’s Day? Use the moooooote button!
5. How did the alien boy write a poem for his mom on Mother’s Day? In uni-verses!
6. Why is a computer so clever? It listens to its motherboard!
7. Why was the cookie so thrilled to see his mom on Mother’s Day? Because he had been a wafer for so long!
8. Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after? It was choco-LATE!
9. Why did the sea captain’s mom go out on Mother’s Day? To shop the sails!
10. Why did the mama cat go bowling on Mother’s Day? She’s an alley cat!
11. Why did the dentist’s kids shower her with gifts on Mother’s Day? They love her toothy smile.
12. Why does Mother’s Day come before Father’s Day? So kids can use their Christmas money on Mom.
13. How did the polar bear open her Mother’s Day card? With her bear hands!
14. Why was the house spotless on Mother’s Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning!
15. What did the kittens get their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping.
16. What did the banana’s mom receive on Mother’s Day? Slippers.
17. What do moms sip on to unwind on Mother’s Day? Calm-omile tea.
18. Who do flowers honor on Mother’s Day? Their chrysanthemums!
19. Why aren’t there any sales for Mother’s Day? Because mothers are priceless!
20. Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to have the best daughter in the world?” Mom: “You’d need to ask Grandma!”
21. Why did the pinto bean babies gift their mom a sweater on Mother’s Day? She was chili!
22. Why did they rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor on Mother’s Day? She bit her tongue!
23. What color flowers do mommy cats prefer on Mother’s Day? Purrrrrrrple!
24. What did Eeyore say to his mom while serving breakfast in bed? “I hope thistle make you happy.”
25. Why did Mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day? Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
26. Why did the boy put the Mother’s Day cupcakes in the freezer? His sister told him to “ice them.”
27. What did the panda cubs present to their mommy on Mother’s Day? Bear hugs!
28. What makes more noise than a child jumping on Mommy’s bed on Mother’s Day morning? Two kids jumping!
29. What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day? Starbucks!
30. Why did the boy bake a sweet potato pie for Mother’s Day? He thinks his mom is yamtastic!

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Summary: This collection of Mother’s Day jokes is sure to bring joy and laughter to moms everywhere. From puns about flowers to playful quips about motherhood, these jokes can add a touch of humor to any Mother’s Day card or message. So, embrace the light-heartedness of motherhood and enjoy sharing a laugh with your mom this year!