20 Signs You’re an ‘Experienced’ Mom

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When actress Laura Bennett welcomed her fifth child at the age of 54, it sparked conversations on social media about the joys of motherhood later in life. Today, more women are embracing motherhood beyond their early thirties, a trend that’s clear when observing playgrounds, daycare centers, and even PTA gatherings.

As a mom who gave birth to my third son at 38, I found myself navigating the challenges of kindergarten while also coping with the unexpected changes in my own body. Being classified as a mom of “advanced maternal age” feels a bit awkward, but here we are in a society that often idolizes youth. The journey of motherhood is fulfilling at any stage, yet being an older mom can bring its own unique set of challenges. I’ve found that sharing laughs and experiences with fellow moms helps lighten the load.

So, for my fellow “experienced” moms, here are some signs that you might belong to this group, especially if you’re not one of those glamorous Hollywood figures with personal trainers and cosmetic enhancements.

Signs You’re an Experienced Mom

  1. The TV shows you enjoy seem to feature ads for adult diapers or mobility scooters.
  2. You finally cave and purchase that bathing suit with the skirt attached.
  3. You’ve become just tech-savvy enough to embarrass your teenager by accidentally liking their old posts on social media.
  4. You often question who decided on the early school start times, as you’re running on empty.
  5. You opt for bold necklaces to draw attention away from your facial lines.
  6. Your vacations now include both your young child and your elderly parent—a true sandwich generation trip.
  7. Standing up from the bleachers after your child’s game is a real struggle for your knees.
  8. Your menstrual cycle feels more like a fleeting thought than a regular event.
  9. The thought of your nightly skincare routine feels overwhelming—who knew you had to care for your décolleté too?
  10. You always grab your sunglasses to conceal droopy eyelids in case someone snaps a picture.
  11. Your medicine cabinet resembles a pharmacy, stocked with everything from pain relievers to vitamin D and various wrinkle creams.
  12. The heartthrob you once admired has turned into a septuagenarian.
  13. You sometimes forget to prepare dinner for your youngest, who’s often the only child at home.
  14. Those extreme makeover shows have you scribbling down contact details for plastic surgeons.
  15. You feel a bit annoyed when a store clerk, who looks around your age, calls you “sweetie.”
  16. Your concealer has graduated from small touch-ups to an all-over foundation.
  17. You’ve transitioned from an OB/GYN to simply a GYN.
  18. Attending PTA meetings, you hope you aren’t the oldest mom in the room.
  19. You can’t resist purchasing items during infomercials focused on anti-aging or weight loss.
  20. Reading instructions has become nearly impossible due to the small print.

This article was originally published on July 17, 2018.

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In summary, being an experienced mom comes with its own quirks and unique experiences. Whether it’s managing family dynamics or dealing with personal changes, we all share a common bond in navigating this rewarding journey.


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