November is a month filled with various traditions—indulging in pumpkin pie, scouring for deals on Black Friday, and embracing cozy attire while teasing those who obsess over pumpkin spice. However, November also marks National Adoption Month, a time that holds significant meaning for me.
As a parent of two adopted children, and with a family history of adoption, I have faced a myriad of intrusive questions regarding adoption. While I typically respond with polite deflection—“Oh look, it’s time to deal with my unexpected chin hairs!”—I often find myself wishing I could provide more candid answers to these inquiries.
- Can’t you have children of your own?
Actually, that’s a no-go. Due to my medical history—including a diagnosis of endometriosis—I underwent procedures that left me without a uterus and significantly altered my reproductive system. Would you like me to elaborate on that? - What happened to their biological mother?
Honestly, I’m not sure! My mornings are usually filled with requests for cereal and cartoons, which seems quite real to me. Are there other caregivers who should be responding to those early morning wake-up calls? By the way, are those your authentic breasts? - How much did they cost?
They were free to adopt, but the associated expenses were substantial. Speaking of costs, how much did you shell out for that extravagant SUV of yours? - Do you know Angelina Jolie?
Absolutely! Just yesterday, I said to her, “Angie, we should invite Madonna for some yoga and happy hour!” Of course, I’m aware of famous adoptive parents; we all gather for a fun night of boxed wine and delicious cheese dip. - Why did you adopt from China instead of your own country?
I focused on adopting within my own species—something, right? Now, when would be an appropriate moment to discuss your foreign-made shoes and that Japanese vehicle of yours? - Now that you’ve adopted, do you think you’ll get pregnant?
Oh, we’re still discussing my reproductive system? Joking aside, please refer to my previous point. - Are you planning to tell them they’re adopted?
It will depend on their level of intelligence. If they seem perceptive, we might have a conversation about it during their teenage years when they begin to experience typical adolescent angst. - You’re a saint for giving those children a good home.
Absolutely, I am! But I must run now; here come the kids.
If you’re interested in learning more about fertility and family planning, consider checking out resources like Make a Mom, which offer valuable insights for potential parents. Additionally, for more information on pregnancy and home insemination, visit Facts About Fertility.
In summary, navigating the questions surrounding adoption can be challenging, but it also serves as an opportunity to educate others about the realities of adoption and family dynamics.
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