Grooming Norms
Imagine a bustling urban playground. The fathers are dressed in their well-worn jeans from 2009, adorned with band t-shirts from the late ’90s, perhaps last shaving on Tuesday. Meanwhile, the mothers also don casual jeans and tops, but they’ve likely purchased at least four pairs of jeans since their first pregnancy. Their blouses are designed to gently flow over post-baby bodies, crafted to distract attention from midsection insecurities. Makeup is minimal, yet present.
The boys mirror their dads in neat jeans and sneakers, while the girls, though still dressed for play, exhibit an elevated sense of style: charming poplin dresses with bicycle prints, soft gray outfits paired with vibrant leggings, and dainty shoes. The boys typically have short haircuts, quickly done at a local barbershop for around $15, whereas the girls enjoy longer hairstyles, often maintained at salons for about $25. In my household, my husband and two sons are ready in just 15 minutes, while I often take 30 to 40 minutes—those flowy blouses require ironing, and my hair needs a bit of effort to avoid looking disheveled. My husband spends his waiting time either working or playing the guitar.
The Economics of Grooming
This situation is not lost on Dr. Alex Thompson, an economist at Liberty University, who researches time usage and grooming practices. In our discussion, Dr. Thompson noted that his morning routine with his son is notably faster than mine. He examined data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ American Time Use Survey, revealing that women, on average, spend about 15 minutes more per day on grooming than men—45 minutes compared to men’s 30 minutes. Interestingly, he found that women who groom for an hour or more earn approximately 3% less than their peers with average grooming times.
When I inquired about the long-term financial implications, Dr. Thompson calculated that this 3% difference could accumulate to about $1.4 million over a 30-year career, assuming a starting salary of $50,000. This amount could significantly impact retirement planning.
Initially, one might wonder—what exactly consumes an hour and a half of grooming time? However, it raises an important question: why does more grooming correlate with lower earnings? While some grooming is essential, especially in client-facing roles, Dr. Thompson suggests that women may be penalized for appearing overly meticulous. Meanwhile, I wonder if the cultural expectations surrounding grooming could be steering women away from high-paying professions.
The Preparation Process
Reflecting on my female friends in influential careers, they don’t seem excessively primped. Their appearances strike a balance between professionalism and femininity. For instance, Lisa, a software engineer, shares, “I stick to eyeshadow, liner, mascara, and occasionally lip gloss.” This simple routine conveys a serious attitude without veering into vanity.
Yet, as Lisa and I continue our conversation, we touch upon “prep work” beyond the typical morning routine. She mentions the time-consuming aspects, such as regular manicures and curating an age-appropriate wardrobe—something men rarely contend with. A man can wear similar clothing styles from age 20 to 60 without raising eyebrows.
Even minimal grooming requires significant effort over time—waxing, haircuts, manicures, and constant adaptation to shifting standards of “appropriate.” Even for those who streamline their morning routines, the cumulative time spent on maintaining a traditionally feminine appearance could easily reach that hour and a half mark.
Alternative Scenarios
What if we completely disregarded these grooming expectations and embraced a more relaxed style? What if I donned a baggy vintage t-shirt and let my hair grow wild? For a 40-year-old woman, such a look might come off as neglectful rather than carefree. The feminine grooming standards demand that women present themselves in a polished manner, or risk judgment about their professionalism.
I spoke with Annie, an administrator at a girls’ school in Connecticut, about the repercussions of adopting a “male” grooming standard. She confirmed that several colleagues have tried this but faced negative feedback, suggesting a pervasive bias against women who choose a less traditional appearance. This bias can affect professional opportunities and perceptions.
The grooming inequity begins early, with little girls already spending significantly more time on their appearance than boys. Their mothers often voice frustrations over the time it takes to manage long hair, especially with the added complexity that girls of color face concerning their hair care routines. One mother I spoke with noted that her son’s haircut costs $8 and takes 15 minutes, while her daughter’s styling costs $25 and takes an hour. Both children are equally adorable, but the grooming demands for girls require a considerable investment of time and money.
Reclaiming Time
Imagine reclaiming all the hours spent on grooming—time that could be redirected toward learning new skills, such as playing guitar or coding. This could explain part of the wage gap between men and women, as well as the disparity between different levels of grooming. In a comparison between a woman focused on personal grooming and a man enhancing his skills, the latter is more likely to succeed professionally.
As I ponder these issues, I recognize that if I had a daughter, I might still indulge in buying her pretty dresses and spending time on her hair, hoping to shield her from the challenges of life through perceived beauty. Yet, I would feel uneasy knowing that I wouldn’t impose the same standards on my sons.
Our society seems to place a higher value on the aesthetics of little girls compared to little boys, altering their experiences from a young age. We encourage girls to explore and engage in activities while simultaneously expecting them to look adorable. This dual expectation creates an unnecessary burden that translates into ongoing beauty maintenance.
We all find ourselves, to some degree, in the role of Joan Cusack from Working Girl, navigating the pressure of appearance while juggling our responsibilities. I want to focus on daily tasks without worrying about leg shaving or the state of my nails. I’d prefer to just get out the door or play the guitar while waiting for my family.
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In summary, the grooming expectations placed on women not only demand significant time and financial resources but also contribute to broader economic disparities. As we navigate societal norms, it is crucial to recognize and challenge these inequities, allowing for a more equitable experience for all genders.
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