Okay, let’s be real—this title might sound a bit off, but trust me, it’s not about what you think. I’m not diving into my bathroom habits or anything like that. Instead, it’s a humorous look at how, after becoming a parent, we develop an almost unsettling level of comfort with… well, let’s just say, “doo.”
Before I had my little one, if I ever found a trace of poop on my hands, my first instinct was to scrub it off immediately. This instinct lasts for about a month once you become a parent, but then reality hits. When a diaper fails to contain an overflowing baby bowel movement, a perfect storm happens, and there’s really no way to handle the situation without getting your hands dirty. If I stopped to wash every time I got a little smear, I’d be turning a quick diaper change into a half-hour ordeal.
Now, I’m not suggesting you’ll stroll around looking like a modern art piece inspired by a toddler’s mess. But it’s likely that you’ll just clean yourself up after your baby is changed, dressed, and safely placed somewhere else. Those moments when you’re dealing with poop? You’ll hardly bat an eye.
As for me, I’ve never been squeamish about this stuff. Having lived in a fraternity house with plumbing that was questionable at best, I’ve grown accustomed to dealing with the less pleasant sides of life. Sure, changing diapers isn’t the freshest job in the world, but it’s not going to harm you either.
In fact, most mornings for me start with handling “number twos” in various forms. I change my baby girl—she usually wakes up with a fresh load—then I take my dog for a walk (and he’s always ready to make a deposit on someone’s lawn), and on days I don’t mind, I even take care of the cat’s litter box for my partner. So, before I’ve even had my coffee, I’ve dealt with three different types of feces!
Does it bother me? To be honest, I’d prefer not to kick off my day picking up after a toddler and two different animals, but it’s become my new normal. Once my daughter is potty trained and the cat is out of the picture, I’ll just be back to cleaning up after my dog, which will feel a lot simpler. But until then, I’ll embrace my morning routine and complete my “duty” with satisfaction.
What’s been the most surprising thing for you about being a new parent?
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In summary, parenting brings a new level of familiarity with the messier aspects of life, and it’s a journey filled with unexpected surprises and responsibilities. Embracing these changes can lead to a rewarding experience.
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