Let’s face it: when I hear the word “cleanse,” I immediately picture a concoction of beets and fish eyes that sends you sprinting to the bathroom every twenty minutes. Sure, some people may feel fabulous afterward, but I’m not about to start blending kale only to spend my day on the toilet. Plus, I have a soft spot for Doritos, which definitely don’t make the detox cut.
But a taco cleanse? Now that’s something I can totally get behind.
Let’s be honest: anything with the word “taco” instantly sounds a hundred times better. Boring, flavorless chicken? Toss it in a tortilla with salsa and onions, and voilà, it’s a taco! Even fish tacos got my kids to try fish—just put it in taco form, and they’re sold. I’d probably eat just about anything if it came served in a taco.
So, a taco cleanse could be the delicious remedy I need to recover from the buffalo cheese dip binge I indulged in last weekend. Here’s the scoop: according to an article in the LA Times, “The Taco Cleanse” is a book penned by self-proclaimed “taco scientists” (a career aspiration I just might adopt) that promotes a “tortilla-based diet designed to transform your life.”
The Plan
For 30 days, enjoy three meals a day—all vegan tacos. Now, I’m about as un-vegan as it gets (I almost added bacon to my coffee this morning), but tacos? Count me in!
Before diving into meal prep, the book features a “taco quiz” to help you uncover your taco-eater personality. You could be a taco purist, taco sentimentalist, taco adventurist, or taco contortionist. Is there a title for someone who just devours tacos? Asking for a friend.
Once you know your taco style, you can explore a variety of recipes. Think jackfruit brisket, tempeh picadillo, and even ion-charged refried beans. As for drinks, there are “variations” on avocado margaritas and agave margaritas. While these might not resemble traditional tacos or margaritas, remember: this is a cleanse. We’re looking to detox from excessive fried cheese and alcohol. So, you can probably kiss chorizo, jalapeño queso, and tequila goodbye. But don’t lose hope—tortillas, refried beans, and guacamole are in!
Reviews and Reactions
The reviews on Amazon are mostly positive. Given the playful title that combines “taco” and “cleanse,” it’s no shock that the book takes a lighthearted approach. One reviewer noted, “Each time you indulge in any combination of tortillas, fillings, and toppings, your chakras will shed their toxins. Your aura will glow with the radiance of taco spices. You will feel peace.” Another chimed in: “The book provides a variety of vegan ‘fillings’ for tacos along with recipes for sauces and tortillas. The recipes are incredibly flavorful and fun to prepare. Cleanse? Not so sure… Change my life? Absolutely!”
So, if you’re someone who takes cleanses seriously, this may not be your cup of tea. But for those of us who consider beer and pizza food groups, this sounds manageable. I had no idea there were so many vegan taco possibilities, and I’m definitely contemplating this book as a gift for an upcoming birthday or holiday. What’s the worst that could happen? I could learn to whip up some new taco dishes. And honestly, that’s never a bad thing.
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Conclusion
In summary, a taco cleanse could be a fun and flavorful way to refresh your eating habits, especially if you’re tired of traditional detoxes. So why not embrace the joy of tacos while trying something new?
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