Let’s be real: I’m ready for Hot Girl Summer to wrap up. Honestly, I didn’t really participate in any of those hot girl activities anyway. Instead, I indulged in plenty of sad girl moments, had my lazy girl days, and let’s not forget my ever-present love for hungry girl vibes, which are a year-round affair.
Now, as we transition into Witch Bitch Fall, pumpkin spice is everywhere, and I’m throwing on my beanie the moment the temperature drops below 65 degrees. So, how can we tell that Witch Bitch Fall is officially upon us? Let’s dive into the signs.
- The Slow Cookers Have Emerged
There’s something about the cooler air that makes us eager to experiment with all those slow-cooker recipes. The aroma of chili simmering on a Sunday transports us to a blissful place. Whether it’s a perfectly cooked pork butt or a decadent carrot spoon cake, now is the time to try it. - Sweater Season is Here
Bring on the oversized, cozy sweaters! All we want is to snuggle into a slouchy sweater or a warm cardigan paired with leggings or our favorite mom jeans. Sweaters feel like a comforting embrace, and yes, we need them in every color imaginable. - Boots Galore
It’s time to pull out the over-the-knee boots for those sweater-and-leggings combos, along with cute booties and maybe those green Hunter boots we’ve been eyeing. Flip-flops are officially retired, and we can finally show off our fabulous boot collection. And let’s not forget those slouchy socks—perfect for hiding any overdue pedicure! - Fall Movie Lineup Ready
Our favorite fall movies are back in rotation, and we aren’t ashamed to binge-watch them, even if it drives our family nuts. Classics like ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’, ‘Hocus Pocus’, and ‘The Craft’ are must-sees each autumn. And for Hallmark fans, there’s a whole array of new fall flicks to enjoy! - Candles Aglow
There’s nothing quite like coming home after a long day to the warm glow of a vanilla spice or pumpkin candle. Who doesn’t want their home to smell like a charming bakery in Vermont? We stock up in August and burn them daily. - Flannel Fever
Flannels are the epitome of comfort! They make easy jackets and are perfect for layering over pajamas when it gets chilly. Plus, they can be stylishly tied at the waist for that extra flair while curling up with a good book. - Farewell, Boob Sweat!
Thank the heavens! With the heat behind us, we can finally say goodbye to the discomfort of boob sweat. It’s time to put away those fans and air conditioners and enjoy a more pleasant climate. - Early Bedtime is Acceptable
With shorter days and cooler nights, who can resist curling up in a cozy blanket and dozing off before 7 PM? The comforting scents of apples and slow-cooked meals wafting through the house make it all the more inviting. - Football Season is Upon Us
Even if sports aren’t your thing, there’s something special about gathering loved ones for game day. It’s a great excuse to whip up delicious food and spend quality time together. - Baking Bonanza
Say goodbye to summer BBQs and hello to the deliciousness of fresh pumpkin or banana bread! It’s time to crave apple pie, whip up cinnamon rolls, and indulge in donuts and hot cider.
Witch Bitch Fall is here, whether you like it or not. And trust me, this fall is heating up even more than Hot Girl Summer did!
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In summary, Witch Bitch Fall is a delightful time filled with cozy sweaters, warm meals, and festive gatherings. Embrace the season with all its charms!
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